Global Warming: Is There Anything It Can't Do?!?!

A new report blames global warming for 

rising rates of infidelity

Yes, this story is real. Of course, we know that Democrats in the U.S. House blame global warming for prostitution.

I wonder, when Al and Tipper broke up, if Al tried to rationalize his infidelity by telling Tipper, "global warming made me to it."?