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A classic scene from Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles"

As the science behind catastrophic global warming continues to evaporate, the claims become more and more insane:

Concerns have previously been raised about the effect of methane emissions from cows on global warming.

But in the House of Lords today a Labour peer raised questions about the impact of human diet on emissions. Viscount Simon, 73, a Labour peer who has been a member of the House of Lords for more than 20 years, voiced his fears about the ‘smelly emissions’.

Lord Simon said: ‘In a programme some months ago on the BBC it was stated that this country has the largest production of baked beans and the largest consumption of baked beans in the world.’

He asked Lady Verma: ‘Could you say whether this affects the calculation of global warming by the Government as a result of the smelly emission resulting therefrom?’

Lady Verma described his question as ‘so different’ but she appeared to suggest that people should think twice about over-indulging in baked beans or any food which causes flatulence.

She added: ‘You do actually raise a very important point, which is we do need to moderate our behaviour.'

So you don't think this an insignificant conversation, Baroness Verma is the Minister for Climate in the United Kingdom.

Global warming and baked beans. I guess Baroness Verma would paraphrase Blazing Saddles' foreman Taggert, "I think you've had enough!"